Yesterday I had the biggest migraine of my life. Picked up the two boys I nanny plus one of their friends and off we went to football- In the snow. I asked the boys if their Oyster cards work for the underground which they replied with confidence “yes”, so off we go down into Clapham Common station and everyone can get in but the eldest. So up we go again and run to the bus stop, as we have 20 mins to get to football. Get to the bus stop which is packed and I’m with the boys

waiting obviously at the wrong bus stop. So as we are walking to the correct one some asshole comes near me and whispers in my ear “elf”. Like wtf. I know I’m short ok, but “elf” ???? Seriously how fucking old are you? I was obviously upset and carried on walking, ignoring him but told the boys to go ahead so I could turn around and go tell this man child off. Literally as I turn around to go back to him, he jumps on a bus – I highly doubt it was because he saw me and was scared I mean it was probably his bus but I like to think that he was scared of the elf approaching.